Don't you just hate it when people refuse to stay dead. I mean you go to all the trouble to kill their asses and what to they do? They just keep popping back up. You put one in the ground, or whatever you decide to do with their stinking corpses, but they just won't stay down. Hell I just incinerated one and his happy ass is bound and determined to rise again.
I put a lot of effort in getting rid of this last one and he just doesn't know when to quit. He's not the only one. I swear I wonder what the hell the point is. You go to all that trouble and it's for nothing.
Of course I'm talking about the characters in my books. Don't want the damn police knocking on my door with a search warrant looking for the remains of a bunch of dead people. How would that look. Crazy unknown author arrested for possible homicides but we are still looking for the bodies? I wonder if it would help sell my books. Hum, that's a thought. Anyway sitting here at 4:02 in the morning trying to at least get the voices in my head to settle down enough for me to get some sleep. They are a rude self indulgent loud bunch with no respect for the crazy person's mind they reside in.
Anyway if someone knows how to keep a dead one dead please let me know. I'm open to suggestions.
She was definitely a few pieces shy of a complete Erector Set.
"Nice equipment." said Alison.
"Don't I know it."
Would someone please make him stop excreting humanly body fluids?