You all know what I’m talking about. You start on something, usually important or life changing, and someone has to come along and fuck things up. Over the past few months things have been hard enough on most of us, and yes one of the monkey wrenches was a result of that and that one I do understand. What I’m talking about are people who just have to come along, and screw shit up.
This last one however, was one too many, and also pathetic. I can’t and won’t go into what it is about. I will tell you this, if there is any way I can fuck this situation up sideways, believe me, I’m going to do just that. I know where all the bodies are buried.
Also, anyone who thinks for one minute that I’m stupid, you better think again. I’ve got more brains in my little finger than you have in your whole body. You’re a self-serving moronic idiot who needs to be locked away somewhere because you’re crazier than bat shit. The real reason I’m pissed is because you thought you were smarter than me.
Don’t get me wrong people I know I’m not the smartest person out there, but I know when I have more working grey matter floating inside my skull than some people. You want to throw that monkey wrench you damn well better be sure I don’t have a bigger one, and I’m here to tell you, I do. Way bigger.
What’s really funny here is that the person I’m talking about will never know. They’re not that smart. Even if by some chance they are, that’s a laugh, there ain’t shit they can do about it.
I have to admit there is a list, although it is small, that has a few people I have a pure dislike for. That last was an understatement, but I’m trying to be somewhat nice here. A couple of the people, actually outside of one, they don’t know I have a list. Even the one person who does know I don’t like them doesn’t know that outside of this person there is anyone else I don’t like. It really is that few. But each one on my list is there for a damn good reason. When I say good, I mean you really have to screw up so bad that I have to turn away and walk. I have to say to be my age and there are less than ten, I’m not saying how many exactly. I’m not doing too bad in that department and yes, I do pray about it. I wish none of them any harm, or bad fortune. Just leave me and mine alone. That’s all I ask at this point. So far this last wrench doesn’t look like it will cause any damage, but if it does…When I pick it up and throw it back you’re going to think I dropped a bomb on you because all the crappy garbage you’ve pulled will blow up in your face. Like I said, I know where the bodies are buried, and I’ll have no problem with digging them up.
Please understand this is not in any way a physical threat to anyone. It is simply a statement that, unlike you, I do know all the secrets and I have no problem in letting them be unearthed. Don’t believe me, try me.