Here I am again wondering what the hell am I doing? While trying to update my virus protection for this damn computer I hit another brick wall. OK I have to admit that I let my subscription lapse but come on, it shouldn't take longer to download a program than it takes to deliver a baby. Think I'm kidding? I started on it at 8:00 AM this morning and that s.o.b is still not installed on this damn thing and it is now 6:54 PM.Now I know a lot of you are going to tell me to call customer support. I have, ten times today. I will be back on the phone with them in the morning. I even went to far today as to allow someone in a foreign country to take over full control of my little pc of nightmares and dicker around in some of my most secret places. For those of you with dirty little minds I first typed box and then changed that to pc. Now don't sit there and try to pretend that it didn't cross your mind. If you didn't think anything of it, good for you. The result of this is I have had absolutely had no time to work on getting published today.
Anyway, getting back to the what the hell am I doing question. As problematic as this is, tomorrow I will get up and take up my sword, get on my trusty steed, ride out of the battlements of my castle and kill the ogre that holds my kingdom prisoner. If you get a chance to come and watch that you really should.
First I wouldn't know how to wield a sword if my life depended on it, second I have no steed and even if I did I don't know how to ride so I would end up on my ass post haste. Third I have no castle, battlements or no stables, so trying to fit a horse in my little house would be a real joke. The forth is the most important thing of all. If I saw a real ogre I would have a heart attach right on the spot and that would be the end of the battle.
It is settled then. I will get up tomorrow and get me a good jolt of caffeine and battle McAfee and get my book formatted and get on with the business at hand.