OK I had to do this one. Here I am folks, the author of three published books. I'm still waiting to see if I made the premium catalog and that can take weeks. The first two did make it and I hope this one does too. It's a really big deal.
I've cried a little, I've cursed a lot, I even think my husband called me a grumpy old goat but says he didn't. Yes I have been one today but he still isn't allowed to call me one.
That I made it through the day without becoming a character for someone else's book is a miracle. I'm going to go crawl under my bed and curl up and suck my thumb and go to my happy place. No one is allowed there but me until I feel better and get all my nerves unraveled and back to where they need to be.
She was definitely a few pieces shy of a complete Erector Set.
"Nice equipment." said Alison.
"Don't I know it."
Would someone please make him stop excreting humanly body fluids?