Money, Money, Money, How Far Will It Go?
I decided to write how far will it go and then put my website address on some money to see what would happen. I know, I know defacing and all that. First I wrote on the back not the face. It’s a joke people. About the back instead of the front thing that is.
I didn’t know it might pose a problem until after I did it and I’ll be damn if I’m not going to spend it so I’m in for the whole nine yards. I did decide to look it up after the fact and the only thing that I found that might be illegal is if you actually deface the face of whichever president is on the bill. So who knows. Even that may be iffy. I don’t know if they still have these are not but when I was younger they used to have those stupid machines that you put a penny in and you were charged for this machine to smash and write something on the flattened out piece of copper and if that wasn’t illegal then what the hell.
Anyway if at some point I go completely silent then it’s possible I’ve been hauled off to jail. If you think that is what happened then please get into contact with my daughter through the facebook group The Creative Evil Female Mind and Other Evil Geniuses. Please get my new address and try to send me a cake with a file in it. If you can’t get the file in please send the cake anyway. Hey what have I got to watch my weight for in there? Oh I prefer German Chocolate.
It will be interesting to see if I get any comments on my website from anyone who comes across those poor bills. I would also like to apologize to the government in advance for what I did and know that I will not do it again.
Stop your screaming please. I know this amounts to a confession and could be used against me in a court of law but I wouldn’t lie about it anyway. All I could do is throw myself on the mercy of the court and hope that I didn’t spend the next thirty years behind bars. If I did do you think I would be able to write. Hum.
Anyway if you happen to come across one of these bills somewhere along the line in the future leave a comment and let me know.
She was definitely a few pieces shy of a complete Erector Set.
"Nice equipment." said Alison.
"Don't I know it."
Would someone please make him stop excreting humanly body fluids?