I really can't complain about the number of people who read my blog because I get quite a few. This legging thing however has gone way high. If as many people who read my blogs read my books I would be on my way to the New York Times Best Seller list. Read my books people. I'm told they aren't bad. I promise they should make you even laugh in a place or two.
Anyway back to the leggings. I now feel I will honestly have to done the paper bag and model the darn things for my readers. I feel you should have a chance to weigh in on the matter. Do I really look good in them or should I take them out and burn them. I've discovered the comfort of the darn things so burning just might not happen and you'll have to live with me wearing the damn things.
Anyway I now have two black pair and a dark plum pair. So if you see a woman walking down the street with a none showing plum, at least I hope it will be none showing, ass you know it's me.
She was definitely a few pieces shy of a complete Erector Set.
"Nice equipment." said Alison.
"Don't I know it."
Would someone please make him stop excreting humanly body fluids?