What have I done? I disappeared. Now for those of you who have been following me website you know I do this on occasion, OK I do it fairly often. Hey guys I do have a real life. OK that life means I have three grown daughters, four grandchildren and a husband. That means they all have lives and I am relegated to being support staff. Think I’m kidding. Ask any mom, if she is honest with herself and others, and will tell you the same thing.
I have to say at this point that I do have one daughter who often willing to be support staff in mine and her dad’s. OK, to be honest, she does bitch at times. If you had me as a mother you would understand why. No I’m not that difficult per say but I am a bit unusual, strange, weird, and spacy. This often means I may take the long way around to get someplace, be it a physical place or subjects of conversation, but there is usually a reason. I have an extremely dry sense of humor, don’t believe me try to tell a joke in front of me. I personally tell extremely bad jokes and I do do this deliberately. For those of you who think do-do is bad grammar check it out on something other than spellcheck. For those of you who went to the toilet on that flush while your head is in there.
Oh crap! I just remember I have something I have to finish quite soon and get posted. Today is my youngest brother’s birthday and I need to finish a video for that momentous occasion. I’ll get right on that after I finish this, and after my phone rings and I spend an hour on the phone with someone, and I get distracted by something else I forgot, and the phone rings again, Oh look a chicken.
Anyway the reason for this, which I totally got off topic of, was to apologize for falling down on the job. So sorry about that and even though I will tell you I will try to do better in the future, don’t bet on it.
Wishing you all lots of love and happiness, oh there’s another idea for a future little piece of silliness. Oh crap there goes my phone.
She was definitely a few pieces shy of a complete Erector Set.
"Nice equipment." said Alison.
"Don't I know it."
Would someone please make him stop excreting humanly body fluids?