Well The two little lovers finally finished their mating ritual and have long since smoked their cigarettes and gone to sleep. I really figured that the little lady would have tuckered out the old boy and his lights would have just gone out never to be heard from again. Oh no, that old boy may be sleeping like a baby right now but he is still quite ready for more action if called upon. Who knew. You see with this new phone you have to use a new heart(SIM Card) so the old guy didn't have his ripped from him like I have had to do in the past to all the ones that have gone before him. Hell he may still have the one in him that I ripped from the first smart phone I ever had. Boy could that heart tell some tales. Anyway the old boy is still up and running and I can even still make calls from it as long as he is hooked to a wireless life line (WyFy). So what I now have are two phones that can get on my last frigging nerve. I only hope he doesn't become as big of a pain in the ass as most men do when they have reached a certain point in life. Anyway he is still capable of spouting out useless data at the touch of a button and entertaining me as well as keep me up to date on local weather. Just so you know so far there doesn't seem to be any little micro phones running around but there is a definite pooch in the area where the camera is on the new phone. I wonder.
She was definitely a few pieces shy of a complete Erector Set.
"Nice equipment." said Alison.
"Don't I know it."
Would someone please make him stop excreting humanly body fluids?