Why you might as. No reason really. I’m just in one. The question is what does this mean for the people around me today. That’s the fun part. Who the Hell knows?
You see here’s the thing. I don’t always act out when I get this way. As a matter of fact I very rarely act out at all. That’s where the fun comes in. People close to me can see it in my eyes. They know it’s there, they understand what that cold, hard, evil glare means that emits itself from my eyes but the question is, will this be the day it explodes? I don’t even have the answer to that one.
What amuses me the most is that I will smile more today than normal. I will even chuckle on occasion. The way I look at it is ‘Today is My Day.’
None of this is because I’m mean or even like to be mean on occasion. I’m general the peace keeper. I’m the one who will way too often hold my tongue when others are acting like asses. I’m the one who will suffer the ignorance of others in silence and the crazy part of that is I don’t mind. I don’t feel like I’m suffering at the time. I am most often understanding, caring, loving. Not today. Like I said today is my day.
I am still caring enough to hope that those of my family who don’t live with me stay away and don’t even call for that matter. Leave me alone. My poor husband however will have to spend the day with me. He’s been out working in the yard all morning aware from the beginning what today might mean. Poor man. Hey I said I still care, it just want save him today if he pisses me off.
How bad could it get? Well if you’ve never read the Chocolate Covered Donut story maybe you should. I was having one of those days when that little twit screwed with my chocolate covered donuts. That’s been years ago and it’s still talked about among the family. It was bad from what I hear. For me I think I was just stating my preference on how those lovely little gems should be handled. I seriously doubt that the building shook, the windows rattled, and people started moving toward the door as my daughter describes it.
I have these days once or twice a year, that’s funnier than you think because of other things which I won’t go into, so it isn’t like this is a common occurrence. Maybe that’s the problem. They happen so seldom that when one does strike it really takes everyone by surprise. For some unholy reason that makes these days even more amusing for me.
So I’m going to go about my day quietly, smiling a lot, and every now and then chuckle. Yes I’m waiting to see who will be dumb enough to piss me off today. I would say I hope no one does but then that would be so disappointing.
She was definitely a few pieces shy of a complete Erector Set.
"Nice equipment." said Alison.
"Don't I know it."
Would someone please make him stop excreting humanly body fluids?