I managed to upload my book on Smashwords. Not only did I upload it but they found no problems with it so it was immediately available online. Now it takes it a while usually for it to go Premium if it ever does and mine made it in less than eighteen hours. Go me. Everything is fine, great even, right? Remember I'm an idiot. Nooooooooooooooo. I'm sitting there looking pretty and what do I do. I found what I thought was a slight problem so I fixed it and uploaded again. I'm now sitting back in pending with a nice little note from Smashwords that very nicely states, What the hell did you do that for? You made it Are you stupid. No they didn't put it that way but that is the way it sounded to me and rightfully so.
I have to admit that I must have rolled off the turnip truck yesterday and am so stupid that I don't remember I did. Here's the real kicker. Now don't get me wrong I'm not putting much into to this right now, but you never know, I have actually already had someone ask me if I would consider having it made into a movie. Who this person is isn't important but let's just say she has some connections. She is going to give my name and number to someone who has won a Sag award. Her daughter has made a film or two with the guy so I can't discount it all together but I'm not running out to buy a private island either. I'm just keeping an open mind. Or at least I thought I was but now it appears I have no mind and someone needs to put me somewhere I can't do anything else stupid or hurt myself.
So let's pat the poor idiot on the head and tell her to go sit down and shut the hell up.
She was definitely a few pieces shy of a complete Erector Set.
"Nice equipment." said Alison.
"Don't I know it."
Would someone please make him stop excreting humanly body fluids?