I Don't Know How I Got Here

I found out last night that Barnes & Noble picked up my book.  I'm on cloud nine.  It's funny how others are reacting to this news.  Most are proud of me and a few I think are going how did she do it.  I only know that a little over a year ago I sat down and starting writing.  Three weeks ago I published on Smashwords and less than three weeks later Barnes & Noble had picked it up. 
I wish I could come up with one of my smart quips here but I can't.  I'm still trying to take this all in.  Finding that I can Google my name, oh wait yes I can come up with a quip but I'll get to that later, and there I was was a little intimidating.  I mean there I am for all the world to see.  Even if it is only a few that look and I'm not someone really famous, there I am.  Hanging there like a pair of old undies that have been hung out to dry.  Are there any holes in me, am I stained, am I nice and bright or a little dingy?  My God I'm granny panties.  I'm not new and sexy.  I'm certainly not those things.  I really must look into a face lift and maybe a whole new make over.  Where do you go for a new body?
 I guess I'll just have to make do with what I have and if people don't like it, oh well they can either accept it or not.
Now for the quip.  Like I said before I Googled myself and yes