I found out last night that Barnes & Noble picked up my book. I'm on cloud nine. It's funny how others are reacting to this news. Most are proud of me and a few I think are going how did she do it. I only know that a little over a year ago I sat down and starting writing. Three weeks ago I published on Smashwords and less than three weeks later Barnes & Noble had picked it up.
I wish I could come up with one of my smart quips here but I can't. I'm still trying to take this all in. Finding that I can Google my name, oh wait yes I can come up with a quip but I'll get to that later, and there I was was a little intimidating. I mean there I am for all the world to see. Even if it is only a few that look and I'm not someone really famous, there I am. Hanging there like a pair of old undies that have been hung out to dry. Are there any holes in me, am I stained, am I nice and bright or a little dingy? My God I'm granny panties. I'm not new and sexy. I'm certainly not those things. I really must look into a face lift and maybe a whole new make over. Where do you go for a new body?
I guess I'll just have to make do with what I have and if people don't like it, oh well they can either accept it or not.
Now for the quip. Like I said before I Googled myself and yes
She was definitely a few pieces shy of a complete Erector Set.
"Nice equipment." said Alison.
"Don't I know it."
Would someone please make him stop excreting humanly body fluids?