I love getting friend request from other people but really. You send me a friend request and yes I'm the type who does look at your page before I accept. If you have it set up so no one who isn't a friend can see anything you've posted about yourself fine. I get that. It's the ones who send a request and you are able to look at their page and there is nothing there about you. I even understand people who do that but come on put something out there about yourself that at least shows you might not have rolled out from under a rock yesterday. I'm a writer and that creeps me out. I start asking questions. Remember I make up crazy crap for fun what do you think I do regarding my real life. I make up crazy crap.
If you haven't figured that out by now I'm doing something wrong. Oh and if I ask you to tell me why you sent the friend request please don't tell me I remind you of your mom, especially if you look older than I am. Come on people do you always start out a friend request by insulting a person. You may think that is a compliment and might make a person feel warm and fuzzy but i don't know your mom and she might have been a sociopathic homicidal murdering nut case and I certainly don't know what she looked like. All I hear is damn bitch you're old. Ask any woman. You say something like that to any woman in person and she is likely to slap your minute brain right out of one of your ears.
Women are very serious about that crap. We know we're getting older but by damn we will not take someone pointing that out to us gracefully. It doesn't matter how you meant it we took it one way and you are relegated in our minds as an insensitive ass hole that needs an attitude adjustment.
So please send me friend request but at least let me know that you rolled out from under that rock a week ago at least. That way I know that you're as crazy as I am and someone I might like to know.
She was definitely a few pieces shy of a complete Erector Set.
"Nice equipment." said Alison.
"Don't I know it."
Would someone please make him stop excreting humanly body fluids?