I just had to share this one? When a friend read my blog about the insurance company questioning whether or not Buddy and I are married and claim that a certified copy of a marriage license isn't proof he gave me a really good piece of advice.
Ask them how their sex life is. He also said not to stop there. Ask questions. Have them running around in circles chasing their tails. Billy I love you after my husband. Smart witty men are the best.
Ladies don't settle for anything less.
Oh just so you know, Billy like Buddy is married, neither of us wives are sharing. We both have the licenses to proof that they are ours and the insurance company can kiss my arse.
Billy added instructions on how to handle the issue. I love this and this is a direct quote from a wonderful man with his permission.
“Maybe Buddy could ask them what position’s their wives prefer and then ask, out of the children that you have, how many do you THINK are yours and by the way how much more information do you need about my marriage. That’s when you say I would need to see those children’s birth certificate.”
She was definitely a few pieces shy of a complete Erector Set.
"Nice equipment." said Alison.
"Don't I know it."
Would someone please make him stop excreting humanly body fluids?