Bob, "Lisa are you OK?"
Lisa, "No Bob I don't feel well."
Bob, "What's wrong?"
Lisa, "Running a fever and I think I have an infection."
Bob pulls of his shirt off and immediately strikes what he hopes is an enticing pose.
Bob, "Does this make you feel better Lisa?"
Lisa, "No Bob I can honestly say it doesn't. Sorry I can't feed your ego right now."
Bob, "Damn honey you really do feel bad."
Yes this is an actual conversation between two people, I have changed the names to protect the innocent.
So what's the flipping point to posting this? Well it's simple, any woman who has had the urge to gaze at any pics or if you're one of the lucky women to have owned one will understand. Our Bob is a young fireman. If the shirtless visage of her very attractive man couldn't take her mind off the way she felt then it was not good.
What I found funny was the fact that the guy really used this as a gauge to determine his lady's illness. No only is he a very attractive young fireman but he is also a trained EMT. Yes an EMT and still his way of gauging poor Lisa's degree of being ill was to remove his shirt. I can only imagine that is has got to be one hell of a lot better to gaze in person on one than just looking at these wonderful examples of the human male forms displayed in a calendar. It has to be if an EMT uses this as a gauge for illness in a woman. I wonder if they do that when they answer a call for all female patients, rip off their shirts that is, to determine if a female patient is truly ill. After hearing about that conversation I can only say one thing. Damn, I need to call an ambulance.
You really didn't think I was going to leave you ladies hanging did you?
She was definitely a few pieces shy of a complete Erector Set.
"Nice equipment." said Alison.
"Don't I know it."
Would someone please make him stop excreting humanly body fluids?