No, he isn’t in trouble, well not from me anyway. I have to admit it is because of me, however.
Buddy gave me my Christmas present early. Yesterday to be more precise. There are a few of you who have been reading my blogs almost from the beginning and if you have you might remember when I was screaming for a new laptop. If not, well you would have to go back a few years, about four.
It never was Speedy Gonsales I have to admit but within a few months the darn thing worked hard to try and keep up with me and it never was quite able to do that. As time went by that only got worse. I know, I know, technology moves forward and we have to move with it. This wasn’t exactly the case with my laptop. There was actually a glitch in the manufacturing of the one I had, yes it was a good one and it was new, and as time passed things only got worse. It was a pain in the arse.
So what was my Christmas present. If you haven’t figured it out by now it’s a new laptop. Boy is it a new laptop. It isn’t only new, but Buddy went to HP and had them build one to my needs. This thing will do everything I need it to and do it fast. The memory on this thing should last me a year at least. LOL. It should do me for several years to be honest. It has all the bells and whistles I could possibly need. The graphics are phenomenal.
Now the question is why is Buddy in trouble? The poor man is now trying to back up all the information on my old one and that has turned into the nightmare from hell. I had been telling him it was causing problems, but he thought I was just wanting a new laptop, I was but it was because of what it was putting me though, and I was just exaggerating everything. He now knows different. Poor man, I really feel sorry for him poor baby. So yes, he is in trouble but he has one of the happiest wives around.
Oh, the reason for giving me my present early…He thought it would take a couple of days anyway to get everything moved over to the new one. He now knows different. It may well take weeks. Poor man.
She was definitely a few pieces shy of a complete Erector Set.
"Nice equipment." said Alison.
"Don't I know it."
Would someone please make him stop excreting humanly body fluids?