Dammit, I Hate My Laptop

Here I go venting again.  I swear the newer things get the more complicated they get.  It isn't just the laptop either.  Every new app you download comes to you like a diva with major attitude and a Histrionics issue.
"I want to do this."
"Well bitch I'm not going to let you do that.'
"But I could so it with my old pc and the old app."
"Too f'n bad because I'm not going to let you do it."
"Why?"
"Because I damn well don't want too."
"You're supposed to be newer and smarter than the old stuff."
""I am and that why I can sit here and tell you to go screw yourself."
Really?  This is progress.  The newer it gets the less you can do with it and the stuff that it will allow doesn't get you anywhere except to make things worse.  I want something simply and easy and does what the hell I tell it to.  I don't need some temperamental piece of s*^t software dictating to me what I can and can't do.  How the hell is this progress.
Even the stuff you have relied on in the past has become a pain in the ass on a new PC.  Let's take Paint for example.  This was a simple little app that if you were smart enough to figure out how to use the limited abilities of the damn thing could do a fairly decent job.  No more.  Once you have a new PC even that little piece of s*@t app has developed an smart-ass attitude.  Right in the middle of something it can and will come back and go,
"Screw you I don't want to play anymore so you can no longer have that pic."
"Really?  You were just letting me work on it not ten seconds ago."
"Well I'm done now and that is too hard.  Find something else I like better."
As old and slow as my old PC was I'm about to think I want to go back to using just it.  Screw all the updated, new, improved, state of the art crap that is going on with all this latest garbage and let me grow old with my old stuff and die a happy old lady moving along at my own little happy slow pace.