While trying to finish her latest book a relatively new and upcoming writer was found in a bloody pool in her driveway. The coroner stated that it appeared that her brain felt it couldn’t handle the long working hours and decided to take action for what it felt was cruel and inhuman conditions.
The coroner stated that it appears as if the brain hid an ax away and when the writer was otherwise occupied busted out the back of her head and made its escape. Police are conducting a citywide search for the rampaging brain and when caught will be booked on first degree murder charges. If you should see it police warn you that you should not try to apprehend it yourself but to call 911 immediately because it is considered armed and dangerous.
The prosecutor made it clear that no mercy will be shown and she will seek the death penalty. How this will be carried out is yet to be determined.
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